Oxhorn was raised in Mulgore, and didn’t have a particularly interesting
childhood. Oftentimes people will say that they are related to Thrall or
Cairne or some other prominent figure in some way, like being Thrall’s
nephew’s cousin’s tutor’s massage therapist, but Oxhorn isn’t related to
anyone special. No, his parents were just two hard-working Tauren that
lived perfectly hum-drum lives.

Now that he is grown, Oxhorn likes to spend his time riding his kodo Busco,
joining his friends for a drink at the local pub, perpetuating hatred towards
all of elf-kind, and shooting little movies. He has been in a lot of movies,
and has played a number of roles, but he is best known for the grammatical escapades he has undertaken with his friends Staghorn and Mortuus.

 

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Busco is Oxhorn’s kodo. He likes to run really fast, which can sometimes get Oxhorn into trouble. He likes to eat grass, leaves and mushrooms. He also harbors a secret delight of nibbling on elves. But that is not a common kodo habit—no, he was trained to do that, and trained well.
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Staghorn is level thirty-three. He wears green iron armor and likes
it so well that he has no intention of ever changing it. He belongs to
a guild named Reluctance, which role-plays all the time, and he takes
his role-playing very seriously.

After spending hour after hour with his guild-mates, tagging “–eth”
to the end of every word and throwing out nuggets like “dost”,
“thou” and “forsooth”, Staghorn will often hang out with his friends Oxhorn and Mortuus to relax. Mortuus, however, tries hard to make Staghorn’s relaxation hardly relaxing.

 

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Mortuus is an ubar l33t d00d. You know that guy that pwns ur flak hard?
You know that guy who hangs out in Darnassus waiting for some gray elf to walk by? You know that guy who camps the graveyard, waiting for you to respawn? Mortuus, Mortuus, Mortuus. And he makes no apology for his behavior. After all, you chose to play the Alliance, and it is his mission to remind you every day that you chose wrong.

Mortuus has spent so much time perfecting his l33t ninja skillz that he
never had a chance to learn the English language properly, and thus he
can’t help but speak in l33t. But don’t make fun of the way he talks, or
he’ll r0xorz ur b0xorz with some r0ffle-waffles, you n00bish bloiting
blits. Ftw.

 

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Lacy is Mortuus’ girlfriend. She is a big ugly female Tauren. Now, Tauren are not
ugly by nature. In fact, many Tauren women are down-right beautiful. It’s just that
Lacy is not one of those Tauren women. In the words of Oxhorn, “She looks like she
was tied to the bumper of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then dragged down Ugly Street for fifty ugly miles.”

Luckily for her, Mortuus thinks that she is gorgeous, and the two have been dating
for quite some time.

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Hat is a singing turtle. He was born in a little pond in The Barrens, but he could not relate to the other turtles. They all wanted to eat crickets and worms, and while crickets and worms are all fine and dandy, all Hat really wanted to do was sing. As far as turtles go, Hat sings fairly well, but poor Hat can hardly compare to professional singers.

But that doesn’t bother him! No sir, if Hat wants to sing, Hat will sing, and there is nothing that can get in his way! Except for Barnaby, who can’t stand his singing.

 

 

 

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Warlord Gorechuck was responsible for collecting supplies donated by
the Horde in order to open the gates to Ahn’Qiraj. At the time, he tormented poor Oxhorn, who just wanted to enter a super-cool new dungeon. Now that the gates are open and Gorechuck is retired, his
only life goal is to annoy Oxhorn at every available opportunity.
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Associate Professor Evil was sent to the Evil Alchemist University by his parents so that he might become the most evil alchemist ever. He studied hard while he was there, and didn’t have much of a social life. All of his friends dropped out and are now selling cheese or cockroaches in the Undercity, but Associate Professor Evil graduated with honors, and now works at the Evil Alchemist University, instructing students in evil alchemy.

In order to maintain his reputation, he must be constantly pursuing evil… pursuits. He has decided that he wants a lot of power, and has concocted a number of schemes in order to get such power. He and his pet crab named Barnaby travel all over Azeroth, when he is not teaching, in order to find new ways of attaining evil power. Instead, Associate Professor Evil ends up solving some social ill, which forces many to ask whether or not he is truly evil at all.

 

 

 

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Barnaby is Associate Professor Evil’s pet crab. He’s a rather laid
back guy. When Associate Professor Evil found him, Barnaby was
trying to catch cheese from a river. Associate Professor Evil pointed
out that it is impossible to catch cheese from a river, and Barnaby realized that he made a good point.

He was so impressed by Associate Professor Evil’s smarts (and the
bit of cheese he gave him) that Barnaby decided to follow him.
Every now and then, Associate Professor Evil will make some
outrageous demand of Barnaby, like “Kill all the beggars in
Orgrimmar for me, Barnaby” or “Kill all the gold farmers in Dead
Wind Pass for me, Barnaby,” but Barnaby is pleased to oblige, for
it often means that he’ll be able to feast on his favorite dish—elf.

 

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Thunk was named for the sound he made when he fell out of his mommy’s belly. He always thought it was a terribly cute story, but he has yet to get a warm reception after telling it. Thunk, however, has never been one to give up. No, he will continue to tell the story, and to eat turkey, and to do a great many things that other ogres don't want to do, because that’s just the kind of guy he is. He is also a very polite ogre, which is why the other ogres don’t let him hang out with them at Dire Maul and other oger-ish places, for what kind of ogre is polite?

Instead, he eats turkey and attends self-help meetings to learn more about himself. He usually ends up hating whatever he learns about himself, and instead hangs out with his friend Associate Professor Evil, who also shares his love of turkey.

 

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The Horde-shop quartet is led by Oxhorn, and includes three friends he
found in Orgrimmar one day. He discovered that they could sing, and so
he conscribed them to help him sing an anthem for all those who hate
elves. They had such a good time singing the song that Oxhorn has
promised to get them all together for another song, someday.
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Dr. Strange Orc and Dink inexplicably found themselves floating in space one day. They have no idea how they got there. It is therefore their mission to find ways to entertain themselves. This is usually accomplished by singing old songs that no one else would ever enjoy and harassing passing meteorological objects.

 

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Roper and Lanalee got married when they were very young. Roper didn’t have a job, and spent much of his time drinking with his friends and racing kodos, but when he married Lanalee, all of that changed. He took up Herbalism as his main trade, and made a good living selling herbs in the auction house. He was able to buy his wife a new tent in Bloodhoof Village, and to buy his pet kodo a new saddle.


Then one day, Mulgore was raided by a band of elves from the alliance, and they burned the ground all around Bloodhoof Village. It was impossible for Roper to gather his herbs, but day after day he went out to search, as their store of food dwindled. Finally their food was gone, and Lanalee mentioned the horrible prospect of eating the family kodo. Instead, she found a flyer promoting a kodo race in the Shimmering Flats, with the prize being fifty gold! That would be more than enough to live off of until the land healed itself, and the herbs grew back. So Roper brought his kodo down to the track on the day of the race, and met his competitors—the thuggish members of the Grimtotem Clan.

 

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The Master of Euphemisms lives within a cave in the Un’Goro Crater.
He is the master of wordplay, and can fill any seemingly harmless phrase
with naughty meaning. On many occasions he has been accosted by
female trolls who think that his "pinnacle of manly vigor" is quite nice,
and so he wears a disguise when meeting strangers to scare them
away. His self-imposed exile has gone on for a very long time, which
has given him years to hone his euphemism art and, by consequence,
increase his fame, causing all female trolls to yearn for his "upwardly
mobile ham radio" even more. They constantly beckon for him from the
mouth of his cave, and some even see past his disguise. He now spends
most of his time defending himself from the rambunctious advancements
of ladies whose "kettles are boiling" for him.

It's a hard life.

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Hippy Elf is an elf who is a hippy. He is quite annoying. He usually says something politically correct before being killed in the most horrible way imaginable. Now, many might say that this is just mean of me, to constantly be killing the same elf over and over again in my movies.

Well… yeah. So?

 
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Phineus and Hackey Bub-Wuh are the lead anchors for Channel
Horde News. Phineus is a bit over-dramatic, which can sometimes interfere with the broadcast, but luckily, Hackey Bub-Wuh is
always there to cover for him. Though she would never admit it,
Hackey Bub-Wuh harbors a secret desire to beat Phineus over the
head with a rotting red snappah. Ah, the simple fantasies are often
the best.

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Quintus is a graduate student at the Evil Alchemist University, and is Associate Professor Evil’s underling. He lives in the tower and eats gruel. He is an intelligent man and willingly puts himself under Associate Professor Evil’s authority, but he is not afraid to defy his master if the situation warrants. He is cold and logical, and unlike his master, never allows himself to be overcome with passion. He will make a good professor someday.
 
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Midget Gnomes unite! Blue! Green! Pink! Yellow!
Red! The Mighty Morphin’ Midget Gnomes are the secret defenders of Stormwind City. Whenever
the city is in terrible peril, the Mighty Morphin’ Midget Gnomes are there! Cross them and they
shall unite and transform into a terrible and
powerful being that none can stop!

Unless you are over three feet tall.

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