Privacy Statement
August 19th, 2009 | Author: BMD
No information about you is collected. Except for information about the cookie in your hand right now. Yes, you. I’m talking to you, right there, sitting in front of your monitor reading this with a cookie in your hand. I see you with mah ex ray vision. Don’t think you can hide! Don’t think Dr. Atkins or Richard Simmons are in the dark! They see you eating that cookie. I see you eating that cookie.
For shame.
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