Inventing Swear Words

The censors in the game can be quite a pain for those who desire to swear. Sure, you can turn the censor filter off, but how then will you communicate with those that have it on? Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have decided to invent curse words in order to aid communication.

In this movie I make fun of elitist roleplayers, "ubar l33t d00dz" and people who have such a poor vocabulary that they use explitives for every other word.

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Inventing Swear Words 2


Since the previous swear words that they invented have not caught on yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus meet again in order to come up with a new one and to discuss promotion strategies. They enlist the help of Hat the singing turtle and Lacy, who is Mortuus’ girlfriend. But things don’t go exactly according to plan.

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Inventing Swear Words 3 Trailer
You first saw them in February of 2006. You saw them again in December of the same year. Now...they're...BACK!
Inventing Swear Words 3
Coming this summer.
Maybe.
If I get around to it.

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Inventing Swear Words 3


Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have been unsuccessful in getting their newly invented swear words to be used, and so they go off in search of the Master of Euphemisms, to see if he can help.

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Inventing Swear Words 4
 

After grossing out all his friends by announcing his engagement, the day has finally arrived for Mortuus to marry Lacy, the love of is life. Even if she is a giant half-cow womanish... thing. And who officiates the wedding? Why, none other than Warlord Gorechuck, who has apparently had his fill of red snappah!

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Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars


Associate Professor Evil seeks to make the most evil potion in the world, so that he might become the most powerful warlock around. In the process, he is accosted by a number of beggars and finally snaps!

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Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers


Associate Professor Evil has no use for the key to the city of Orgrimmar, and so he and Barnaby must come up with a new plan to harness great power.

This movie placed second in the Action / Adventure category during the Blizzcon 2007 Machinima Contest.

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Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters
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Associate Professor Evil is up for tenure! Finally, after all his many years as instructor at the Evil Alchemist University, he can establish himself. But will he get his tenure? Or will some unpredictable event cause him to seek after some powerful item that might have the chance of being stolen by ninja looters maybe perhaps?

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4 Commercials made for mtvU
MtvU sent out a casting call asking for college students to submit machinima samples. I responded and they contacted me asking me to make four thirty-second commercials for their brand new section called "gam0RZ ball" which would run during their broadcast of Gamer's Week 2.0.


They gave me four scripts, all based on my characters from Inventing Swear Words. I was free to edit them, but I had to convey a very specific message. The hard part was having the commercials say what mtvU wanted them to say, and yet at the same time make them funny. For the fourth commercial they gave me much greater freedom. I ended up rewriting the fourth script completelly and came up with what you see in this movie, but alas, they decided not to air it. They did air the first three that I made, which aired on November 15th, 2006.

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  • Trailer
  • Nominated for Best Commercial Machinima by the Machinima Festival Europe 07
 

Hat vs. Barnaby


Hat the Singing Turtle loves to sing, and he has many fans. There are others, however, think that his singing is pure rubbish. Barnaby the crab is one of them. What is left to do when your precious singing has been insulted by an ornery crab? Why, defend your honor, of course. A fight of epic proportions is sure to ensue!

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Krick in the Back!


Oxhorn gets a krick in his back. Warlord Gorechuck helps him out.

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Red Snappah!


At long last, the gates to Ahn'Qiraj will soon open! Surely Warlord Gorchuk has something mighty for Oxhorn to do in order to help open the gates. Wait... he wants peacebloom? That doesn't seem very mighty...

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Oxhorn Tells Off Xfire


Xfire sponsored a contest for up-and-coming Machinima film makers, asking them to each make an advertisement for their contest with a cash reward based upon the number of downloads the advertisement got. Why, this is pure exploitation, and Oxhorn will have nothing to do with it! Watch while Oxhorn picks on Xfire (and, more than anything, himself) acting like a snooty fool.

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  • iPod Version
  • First Place Winner, Blizzard and Xfire Summer Movie Contest Pre-contest
 
 
 
The Joy of Punting Gnomes


This is a short commercial I made in response to Xfire's "VIP" contest. They asked a few authors to make a promo commercial that would be aired on MTV and its affiliates, and then they would pick the best one. "Squirrelbane" by the fellows over at Myndflame was chosen over mine (for reasons that are obvious).

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Drunken Kodo Riding


Oxhorn has a few drinks and then goes out for a lovely ride through The Barrens on his kodo, Busco. Little does he know that the Orgrimmar Mounted Police are watching his every turn!

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Elf On

Elf On--Apply directly to an Elf! Do Elves annoy you on a daily basis? Elf On. Do you wish you could get rid of them? Elf On. Does the sight of them fill you with a rage that you cannot explain? Elf On.

Available Now from Oxhorn Brand Merchandise!

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Orcs in SPACE!


Orcs. In space. Pestering meteors. And singing. You get the idea.

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Orcs in SPACE! 2
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Orcs. In space. Doing nothing.

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The Peace Circle


Mortuus, Associate Professor Evil and a hungry ogre named Thunk sit down for a little chat with a hippy elf.

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ROFLMAO!


All I can say is, ROFLMAO!

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An Oxhorn Brand Medley
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Ever wonder what would happen if all the characters from the Oxhorn Brand Universe were to collide? This song incorporates quotes and choruses from many of my movies. Can you recognize them all?

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The Anti-Elf Anthem

Of all the men of Azeroth, I must say that my least favorite race is the Elf! This is an anthem for all of those like me who detest Elves with every fiber of their being. And to all those who play Elves out there, I fully realize that you are free to choose whichever race you want. And you chose wrong.

Hehe, just joking.

Kinda.

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The Great Kodo

By far, the best mount is the game is the kodo. This movie is a tribute to the kodo and everything that makes the kodo the greatest creature to have lived (in Azeroth).

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Birth of the Forsaken

This movie tells the story of how the Forsaken came to be. It had been on my mind for some time. You can read an explanation on why I chose the song I did in the forums, here.

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  • iPod Version
  • Finalist, Blizzard and Xfire Machinima Contest, 2005-2006
 
 
 
The Tauren's Kilt

I adapted a song called "The Scotsman" by The Irish Rovers and sang it for this film.

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Courting a Celt


I made this for the Axe/Xfire contest, using the game Dark Age of Camelot. I didn't place. I still really like it and put a lot of work into it.

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Oxhorn's Christmas Special