Inventing Swear Words 5

Ox, Stag and Mort have figured out a way to spread their invented swear words--hack into Blizzard's chat filter! The process, however, may be more complicated than they planned.

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After grossing out all his friends by announcing his engagement, the day has finally arrived for Mortuus to marry Lacy, the love of is life. Even if she is a giant half-cow, womanish... thing. And who officiates the wedding? Why, none other than Warlord Gorechuck, who has apparently had his fill of red snappah!

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Inventing Swear Words 3


Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have been unsuccessful in getting their newly invented swear words to be used, and so they go off in search of the Master of Euphemisms, to see if he can help.

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Inventing Swear Words 2.5


You first saw them in February of 2006. You saw them again in December of the same year. Now...they're...BACK!

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Inventing Swear Words 2


Since the previous swear words that they invented have not caught on yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus meet again in order to come up with a new one and to discuss promotion strategies. They enlist the help of Hat the singing turtle and Lacy, who is Mortuus’ girlfriend. But things don’t go exactly according to plan.

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Inventing Swear Words 1

 

 

The censors in the game can be quite a pain for those who desire to swear. Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have decided to invent curse words in order to aid communication.

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Part 3: Associate Professor Evil Kills All Ninja Looters


Associate Professor Evil is up for tenure! Finally, after all his many years as instructor at the Evil Alchemist University, he can establish himself. But will he get his tenure? Or will some unpredictable event cause him to seek after some powerful item that might have the chance of being stolen by ninja looters maybe perhaps?

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Part 2: Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers


Associate Professor Evil has no use for the key to the city of Orgrimmar, and so he and Barnaby must come up with a new plan to harness great power.

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Part 1: Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars


Associate Professor Evil seeks to make the most evil potion in the world, so that he might become the most powerful warlock around. In the process, he is accosted by a number of beggars and finally snaps!

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Behind the Scenes

I was asked to make this short sketch by the Academy of Machinima Arts & Sciences for the Machinima Filmfest 2008 awards ceremony. I was asked to either make a movie poking fun at the economy or the 2008 presidential election, and I chose to poke at the election. Hope you like it! 2.0.
 
 

4 Commercials made for mtvU


MtvU sent out a casting call asking for college students to submit machinima samples. I responded and they contacted me asking me to make four, thirty-second commercials for their brand-new section called "gam0RZ ball" which would run during their broadcast of Gamer's Week 2.0.

They gave me four scripts, all based on my characters from Inventing Swear Words. I was free to edit them, but I had to convey a very specific message. The hard part was having the commercials say what mtvU wanted them to say, and yet at the same time make them funny. For the fourth commercial they gave me much greater freedom. I ended up rewriting the fourth script completelly and came up with what you see in this movie, but alas, they decided not to air it. They did air the first three that I made, which aired on November 15th, 2006.

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  • Trailer
  • Nominated for Best Commercial Machinima by the Machinima Festival Europe 07
 

Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes UNITE!


Midget Gnomes unite! Blue, Yellow, Pink, Green, Red! All the Mighty Morphin' Midget Gnomes want to do is eat cupcakes and watch a bull-fight, but their boss, the Giant Floating Head, wants to send them on a mission. Will a compromise be made so that both parties get their way? Or will the Giant Head assert his authority? Or will the Gnomes poke out his eyes and read copies of the swimsuit edition of Good Gnomekeeping?

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We Eat Flesh!


A man in a funny hat confronts three engineers who have mocked him for believing in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Will the man win them over with the power of his rhetoric? Will the engineers prove how foolish he is and dismiss him? Or will the Invisible Pink Unicorn show up and startle everyone?

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The Invisible Pink Unicorn


A man in a funny hat confronts three engineers who have mocked him for believing in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Will the man win them over with the power of his rhetoric? Will the engineers prove how foolish he is and dismiss him? Or will the Invisible Pink Unicorn show up and startle everyone?

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Hat vs. Barnaby


Hat the Singing Turtle loves to sing, and he has many fans. There are others, however, think that his singing is pure rubbish. Barnaby the crab is one of them. What is left to do when your precious singing has been insulted by an ornery crab? Why, defend your honor, of course. A fight of epic proportions is sure to ensue!

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Krick in the Back!


Oxhorn gets a krick in his back. Warlord Gorechuck helps him out.

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Red Snappah!


At long last, the gates to Ahn'Qiraj will soon open! Surely Warlord Gorchuk has something mighty for Oxhorn to do in order to help open the gates. Wait... he wants peacebloom? That doesn't seem very mighty...

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Oxhorn Tells Off Xfire


Xfire sponsored a contest for up-and-coming Machinima film makers, asking them to each make an advertisement for their contest with a cash reward based upon the number of downloads the advertisement got. Why, this is pure exploitation, and Oxhorn will have nothing to do with it! Watch while Oxhorn picks on Xfire (and, more than anything, himself) acting like a snooty fool.

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  • First Place Winner, Blizzard and Xfire Summer Movie Contest Pre-contest
 
 
The Joy of Punting Gnomes


This is a short commercial I made in response to Xfire's "VIP" contest. They asked a few authors to make a promo commercial that would be aired on MTV and its affiliates, and then they would pick the best one. "Squirrelbane" by the fellows over at Myndflame was chosen over mine (for reasons that are obvious).

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Drunken Kodo Riding


Oxhorn has a few drinks and then goes out for a lovely ride through The Barrens on his kodo, Busco. Little does he know that the Orgrimmar Mounted Police are watching his every turn!

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Elf On

Elf On--Apply directly to an Elf! Do Elves annoy you on a daily basis? Elf On. Do you wish you could get rid of them? Elf On. Does the sight of them fill you with a rage that you cannot explain? Elf On.

Available Now from Oxhorn Brand Merchandise!

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Orcs in SPACE!


Orcs. In space. Pestering meteors. And singing. You get the idea.

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Orcs in SPACE! 2


Orcs. In space. Doing nothing.

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The Peace Circle


Mortuus, Associate Professor Evil and a hungry ogre named Thunk sit down for a little chat with a hippy elf.

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ROFLMAO!


All I can say is, ROFLMAO!

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An Oxhorn Brand Medley


Ever wonder what would happen if all the characters from the Oxhorn Brand Universe were to collide? This song incorporates quotes and choruses from many of my movies. Can you recognize them all?

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The Anti-Elf Anthem

Of all the men of Azeroth, I must say that my least favorite race is the Elf! This is an anthem for all of those like me who detest Elves with every fiber of their being. And to all those who play Elves out there, I fully realize that you are free to choose whichever race you want. And you chose wrong.

Hehe, just joking.

Kinda.

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The Great Kodo

By far, the best mount is the game is the kodo. This movie is a tribute to the kodo and everything that makes the kodo the greatest creature to have lived (in Azeroth).

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Birth of the Forsaken

This movie tells the story of how the Forsaken came to be. It had been on my mind for some time. You can read an explanation on why I chose the song I did in the forums, here.

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  • Finalist, Blizzard and Xfire Machinima Contest, 2005-2006
 
 
The Tauren's Kilt

I adapted a song called "The Scotsman" by The Irish Rovers and sang it for this film.

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Courting a Celt


I made this for the Axe/Xfire contest, using the game Dark Age of Camelot. I didn't place. I still really like it and put a lot of work into it.

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Oxhorn's Christmas Tree

Oxhorn and company are throwing a big Christmas bash when SOMETHING HAPPENS. That's right, in this movie there is a plot element that further drives the story. Huzzah! Complete with Christmas songs, kodo eggnog, pecan pies (and even pecan trout), my fourth annual Christmas movie is sure to deliver.

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Oxhorn's Christmas Special

Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus are going to a Christmas party at Shattrath, but the trip is taking too long. Staghorn craves some pecan pie, and they concoct a devious plan.

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The 12 Days of Winter's Veil


To everyone at Blizzard Entertainment, WarCraftMovies.com, my fellow machinimator peers and most importantly, all the fans whose support has made movie making all the more worthwhile, I wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy Winter’s Veil!

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Hark! Hear the Wails

A short carol in World of Warcraft, with a devious twist. Original music by me, based on a traditional Christmas carol. Filmed in the Undercity, dead-bells a'ringing.

1st Place WINNER of the 2005 Warcraftmovies.com Christmas Spirit Contest.

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  • Movie Trailer
  • Hark! Hear the Wails MP3
  • Nominated for Best Song by the Machinima Festival Europe 07
  • First Place Winner, WarCraftMovies.com Christmas Spirit contest, 2005
  • Finalist, Blizzard and Xfire Machinima Contest, 2005-2006
 
 
Wickerman Burning

This records a halloween-ish holiday event put on by Blizzard. I narrated it and it turned out pretty funny. I am pleased with it.
 

Racing the Grimtotem


Roper and his wife Lanalee are on hard times and have only silverleaf soup to eat. They have already begun to talk of eating the family kodo when Lanalee finds a flyer in Gadgetzan promoting a race to be held in the Shimmering Flats, with a prize that is more than enough to buy food with. But does the family kodo have it in him to win the race? And even if they do win, who will lose, and what will be the consequences of either winning or losing? Especially when the other racers belong to the thuggish Grimtotem clan...

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